If the Patriots invented the eff you touchdown this year, Cynthia Rodriguez, former wife of everyone's favorite former Mariner, just invented the eff you shopping spree. This past weekend, C-Rod went on a $100K trip to Paris (credit cards that are undoubtedly linked to A-Rod's bank account) just days before filing for divorce. Her buzzer beating spree included first class trans-atlantic tickets for all her family to join her, meals at restaurants, spa treatments, limo rentals, and god knows what else.
What did A-Rod do? Went out Monday night and earned his average daily salary of $175K playing 3B for the Yanks, meaning if C-Rod gets her half in divorce proceedings, she can jet over to Paris for round #2 next weekend and be no worse for wear.